| interface | irregardless | multi-task |
| functionality | process (as verb) | touch base |
| belch | psyched! | I'm sorry, I think of you as a friend |
| value-added | cremains | cellulite |
| psychobabble | team player | cachet |
| sphincter | utilize | iced double cappuccino half caf soy latte + no foam |
| deplane | whatever | Go to bed |
| deadline-oriented | paradigm shift | rock (as verb) |
| I was all... | horny | right on! |
| crunchy | earthy | squat |
| on the same page | oxymoron | postulate |
| unloosen | having shared | verbal agreement
(to mean oral agreement) |
| customer service | parenting | randomize |
| pustule | perturbed | normalcy |
| salve | synergy | team player |
| my bad | whimsical | all over it! |
| access (as verb) | compassionate conservatism | downsize |
| gestalt | venti & tall (in a coffee context) | dialogue (as verb) |
| like, you know | per our discussion | branding (except when used to describe the marking of animals) |
| furthermore | rich tapestry | resonate |
| he goes | hot-button | your call is important to us |
| leverage | stressed out | down-to-earth |
| so NOT | binge | purge |
| at this juncture | think outside of the box | kiddo |
| blurb | space (as in "we're dominating that space") | monetize |
| don't go there | productize | proactive |
| phat | quirky | 24/7 |
| human resources | absorbent | I'm here for you |
| bad hair day | bitch (to mean anything other than a female dog) | boobs |
| panties | all's I know | in actuality |
| extreme | yadda yadda | it's all good |
| toast | crotch | dude |
| hemorrhoids | impact (as verb) | as of yet |
| guesstimate | firstly | I'm so busy |
| At this point in time... | At the end of the day... | To make a long story short... |
| outsource | severance | start-up |
| robust | postmodern | head up (as in "head up the committee") |
| in any event | anyways | preboard |
| more unique | less (when it should be fewer) | orientate |
| non-issue | preexisting | giving back to the community |
| Make no mistake | closure | ciao |
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