| Looking for a part-time teenager to help with my birds |
| Elderly lady needed by T-shirt company |
| Reform rabbi needed |
| Clean my apartment, please! |
| Smart, attractive and aggressive women needed for established dungeon |
| Woman seeking clown |
| Need siblings (20-40 years old) on 10/1 and 10/2—$50 each |
| Cold sore study—$ for participating |
| I need a Dutch man/woman to help with an accent |
| TV show is looking for guests with a refrigerator full of old food |
| Looking for Mr. French |
| Female roller-skaters needed $20/hr |
| Shlepper needed for Wednesday and Thursday |
| Drive me downtown! |
| High school crossing guard (part-time) |
| Andy Richter look-a-like |
| Can you crochet super fast? |
| Artist needed to arrange photographs on living room wall |
| Santa Claus performer needed |
| Looking for an expert at fighting video games |
| Bow tie tutor required |
| George Bush double needed for short movie |
| Male models/actors needed to see if my gf will cheat |
| How much do you know about tattooing? |
| Needed: someone to clean the gutters of my house |
| Olivia Newton John impersonator sought |
| Magic assistant wanted |
| Mariachi band wanted! |
| Children's Passover book wanted from you |
| Teach me welding |
| Be a bikini cleaner |
| Urgent! Tutor needed for mature career changer! |
| Marriage annulment help needed! |
| Wanted: someone to put a boot in my ass |
